Wednesday, 15 November 2017

Not Nano 18 November 15

One of the things I always promised myself was that I would never work for a newspaper that didn’t print on the premises. I couldn’t keep that pledge because times changed and printing was very quickly outsourced to other places, some even as far away as the Netherlands because it was cheaper than doing it at home.

However, when I first started working at Lincoln the print machines were still on the premises at Waterside North. It seems odd that the printing system, the network of huge rollers, was called the web. It was because it looked like a spider’s web, and had nothing to do with today’s world wide web. But I find it odd that the same word has ended up being used for two very different forms of communication.

The machinery was actually called web offset, because the printing rollers were inked and then rolled on to an intermediate felt covered one which then rolled against the paper. This means that the original roller is the right way round – you could read it normally. So the offset bit on the intermediate roller was back to front, as if you were looking at it in a mirror, then it transferred onto the paper the right way round.
What you also need to know is that when you create type on a lino type machine you can’t just fit them onto a circular roller. Imagine you have a pack of cards and you try to roll them into a cylinder. Unless they are very well fixed at the central point you will have a shower of cards.  And that’s what happens to the lines of type if you try to set them up then curve them around. So what happened was that the slugs of lead with the words on them were set up into a flat tray – called a form – and then a slab of wet card was pressed onto it to take the shape of the words.

Once that dried it could be lifted off and curled round to create a new mould. That was used to create a curved metal shape that could be fixed onto a roller to begin the offset process. It was a very complex series of actions and it was needed for every page. 

One of the things about ‘hot metal’ was the smell. There was a distinctive aroma around the print works. It was the kind of smell that triggers amazing memories. It wasn’t like any other hot metal smell I’ve ever experienced.  You might be familiar with the smell you get from steam engines and the hot metal print smell was almost but not quite the same. It was distinctive and if I ever smell it these days I will be straight back in the building at Waterside, wandering through the print works.
And something else about having the web on site was the noise. You didn’t quite hear so much as feel the machines starting up. They were huge and heavy and had to start up gradually but built up slowly to a fast, rumbling  spin. Knowing that the web had wound up was a really exciting time. Everything was finalised. It was too late even to add ‘stop press’ by then, In spite of what it was called it never happened. You had to have everything ready for when the switch was thrown.  

It was the final stage of getting newspapers ready for delivery. A proper web offset machine would have cutting and folding systems at the end of the run. So we put news in one end and papers came out the other.  I loved it. And I swore  I would never work anywhere that didn’t have the print works on site.  Sadly, Lincoln was the last place I worked that had printers in the same building. And we soon moved out of Waterside and into offices over a local supermarket. It was never the same and I missed it desperately.

Sometimes we helped ourselves to a freshly printed paper off the end of the web to be among the first to read it, Genuinely they were still warm from the presses.


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